Nov 15

I’d like to thank my state and local officials for making another lame attempt to solve the Georgia drought. The total inability for a coastal state to try and find sources for water is a little embarrassing (hint: how do you think all of those African deserts get water).

So what’s our latest plan … prayer? I think we’re taking the wrong approach.

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Sep 14

I have been a busy boy the past few months … well, busy everywhere but here.

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May 29

http://wsbradio.com/news/052907potter.html

On behalf of the residents of Loganville, Georgia, I would like to apologize again for the crazy ramblings of Laura Mallory and her failing campaign to remove Harry Potter novels from public school libraries. Not everyone in my town is a religious nutjob who uses other people’s perceptions of fictional characters to ban a book from a school library.

I hope Laura Mallory spends as much effort parenting her children as she does trying to insert her beliefs into the lives of other people’s kids. If she is not pleased with how government schools handle their libraries, she can send her children to a number of fine private institutions in Gwinnett and/or Walton County.

Pardon me as I go back to work … now that more of my tax money has been wasted defending another one of Laura’s frivolous lawsuits, I see another property tax increase in my future.

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May 29

Today’s giant whatthef**kareyouthinking goes to US Citizenship and Immigration Services … who turned down a plan to make legal immigrant applications faster and save an estimated $350 million dollars.

And people wonder why I don’t like bureaucracy.

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Mar 12

What is the point of daylight saving time anyway? Saving power? Helping farmers?

No, I think this addresses a deeper philosophical point … trying to control the world around us.

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Dec 27

“If the government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away everything you have.”

– Gerald Ford

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Nov 09

In the wake of an election where more people voted against somebody than for anybody, I bring you the following analogy - choosing a meal on an airline. Continue reading »

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