Mar 05
Mar 03
Mmm, tasty spam! This is what happens when you integrate web ads a little too well with your page content.
Feb 28
Songs + PowerPoint Mentality = SONG CHART MEME on Flickr
Feb 18
In the breakroom …
CEO: (to engineer) “They tell you in kindergarten never to believe everything you read.”
Me: “And in marketing, they tell you never believe everything you write.”
Feb 13
I may have lost my mind at work. After repeated threats, meetings, shouting matches and meetings with company directors I have yet to acquire the elusive “schedule” … so I’m resorting to weird e-mails …
Well, Valentine’s Day is coming tomorrow. I like to think that you care for the sales & marketing department (in ways that are in accordance with our human resources guidelines).
I’m not a complicated man … I don’t like flowers or expensive wines … I don’t need cards or jewelry …
Tomorrow I’d love to see a completed 2008 development plan. It would be the thing to show that you care about my feelings and respect my needs as a technical marketing engineer 
I’ll be amazed if this works. If it does, I may have to bring chocolates and tell the engineering department they look pretty. “No, those poorly implemented features don’t make your code look bloated …”
Feb 11
Yeah, so I put my cat into I Can Has Cheezburger
Jan 15
Nothing else, just loaf. This is a real product.
And it’s not just “loaf”, it’s “value loaf” … a discount generic food, as if you expect Hickory Farms to have a “supreme loaf” next to it on the shelf.
