Happy Scheduletine’s Day

I may have lost my mind at work. After repeated threats, meetings, shouting matches and meetings with company directors I have yet to acquire the elusive “schedule” … so I’m resorting to weird e-mails …

Well, Valentine’s Day is coming tomorrow. I like to think that you care for the sales & marketing department (in ways that are in accordance with our human resources guidelines).

I’m not a complicated man … I don’t like flowers or expensive wines … I don’t need cards or jewelry …

Tomorrow I’d love to see a completed 2008 development plan. It would be the thing to show that you care about my feelings and respect my needs as a technical marketing engineer

I’ll be amazed if this works. If it does, I may have to bring chocolates and tell the engineering department they look pretty. “No, those poorly implemented features don’t make your code look bloated …”