*grumble* I have a cat that won’t sleep in. Where is the snooze button on Dite?
Aphrodite (”Dite” for short) has started her usual 6:30AM morning routine. Much like the rain dances performed by native American tribes, Dite performs a morning “feed me bitch” ritual to make the humans pour crunchy bits of kibble into stainless steel bowls.
I wish the cats would try asking for rain. At least they’d be away from the bed.
It’s not like I should be sleeping in, it’s Friday and I’m … no, wait, I don’t have to go to work. Yes, I should be sleeping in!
Did I mention *grumble*?
Yes?
Good.
Well, I can get some breakfast, edit a podcast and check over my “zombie planning list” for tomorrow’s Dragon*ConTV taping event. Right now I need tea & cereal.
*grumble* Why can’t my wife wake up to feed the cats?

May 11th, 2007 at 10:00 am
Because she loves *you*, dear. Dite didn’t bother me at all this morning.
May 11th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Now all you morning people know how I feel *all the time*.
May 11th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
When Lady Jane comes in to the bedroom at night to complain about somethin (which, thankfully, isn’t often) does she come to Joyce’s side of the bed and meow? Nope, never… she comes to mine.
May 16th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Two words…
Kitty. Football.