Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
From the monthly archives: May 2007
This site is brilliant … http://www.wakeyz.com/ … Wakey’z Drugmall is a fake site full of overly caffeinated products. The goal is to draw you into the Sleep Number Bed website, so you can get better sleep rather than stay awake using stimulants.
Some of my favorite products:
Night Owls – caffeinated [...]
http://wsbradio.com/news/052907potter.html
On behalf of the residents of Loganville, Georgia, I would like to apologize again for the crazy ramblings of Laura Mallory and her failing campaign to remove Harry Potter novels from public school libraries. Not everyone in my town is a religious nutjob who uses other people’s perceptions of fictional characters to [...]
Today’s giant whatthef**kareyouthinking goes to US Citizenship and Immigration Services … who turned down a plan to make legal immigrant applications faster and save an estimated $350 million dollars.
And people wonder why I don’t like bureaucracy.
Two sets of photos from my recent trip to New Bern:
Some pages from my grandmother’s scrapbook that highlight my grandfather’s time in the US Navy (1923-1958) Photos from the New Bern US Cemetery Memorial Day services
Remembering may be difficult, but forgetting can be harder …
“The War Was In Color” by Carbon Leaf
I see you’ve found a box of my things -
Infantries, tanks and smoldering airplane wings.
These old pictures are cool. Tell me some stories
Was it like the old war movies?
Sit down son. Let me fill you in
Where to begin? [...]
“Adjust your own mask before helping others”
I’ve seen it on the flight safety cards in dozens of airplanes, but it’s one of the best life tips I’ve ever heard.
You can’t help others if you can’t help yourself … People who can’t swim are only an anchor to a drowning man … It’s a [...]
