Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
I haven’t posted in a while, so I’ll fill space with a collection of random thoughts …
1. I bought a new pocketknife today, just a small flip-knife. It’s in a sealed plastic container, which I need a knife to open … is this irony?
2. Odd jokes from work …
Me: I’ll be out tomorrow morning. I have an eye appointment.
Boss: Why do you need to skip work for an appointment with yourself?
Co-worker: I was going to call in with anal glaucoma, cause I don’t see my ass coming to work tomorrow.
Tell your boss you need eye protection, so you don’t get visual AIDS.