Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
Skip this post of you haven’t seen Revenge of the Sith yet …
When Anakin/Darth gets hacked up by Obi Wan, what if this happens …
ANAKIN: Oh? All right, we’ll call it a draw.
OBI WAN: Come, 3PO.
ANAKIN: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what’s coming to you. I’ll bite your legs off!
One ticket to hell, please.
Yeah, I’ll be right there with you…