Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
This morning’s trip to the drug store confuses Brian …
First … does anybody care what Oprah thinks about sex? Me neither. So why does ‘O’ magazine have her sex tips featured as the main topic this month?
‘O’ indeed. Perhaps that magazine title is more appropriate than most people realize.
Second … why are antacids, laxitives & family planning on the same asile in CVS? The roll of Tums I needed was located extremely close to an assortment of ‘family planning’ merchandise. Please, oh please, do not get the two confused when shopping at CVS.
Third … why does it take such a random trip to the store to restart my blogging habit? Oh well.
Nothing quite like the taste of Nonoxynol-9 to push an upset stomach right over the edge…
You better not get those two confused. :p
But it will however, make your lips and tongue go a bit numb.
and shush, all of you
Sorry Sean … you can’t post that without some sort of explaination.
Then again, my mom reads this site sometimes.
Never mind, I’ll just call your wife & ask for details