Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
I was debating what to do for today’s post … let everybody know that we survived the storm without any real flooding, dragoncontv.com bandwidth reports, the status of my credit card balance after two trips to home-improvement stores on Saturday …
No, I must post the following information today … my cats are addicted to crack.
Cat-crack that is … catnip.
Suzan bought a few scratching pads, in an attempt to keep the cats from shredding random corners of the bed. To attract said felines to the pads, the scratching kit comes with a HUGE bag of catnip. My wife sprinkled some catnip on the pads, sealed the rest in the bag & put it on the kitchen counter.
Yes, you can probably see where this is going.
Ziploc doesn’t seal out odors as well as they think they do … the cats found the bag, ripped it open & spread catnip across the entire kitchen floor. There’s cat-crack everywhere, and the cats spent the entire weekend stoned. We didn’t clean it up Saturday just because it was so darn funny to watch them roll in it and then stumble over to the food bowl.
Here’s the evidence for the court hearing …
CrackFiendKitties #1
CrackFiendKitties #2
CrackFiendKitties #3
CrackFiendKitties #4
They looked so sad as my wife swept up the scattered catnip into a pile & discarded the cat-mana from heaven. Now they must resort to licking their fur or sniffing under the furniture to find the sweet, sweet essence of cat-crack. At least they’re off the streets.
That is too funny! We have a plastic tub that holds our catnip now because Kudzu is also completely addicted. We have to give it to her in small doses. When we forget, she has a small stash to see her through, that’s under the cardboard in the cardboard scratching box.
When I once tried plying Lady Jane with catnip, she gave me this *look.* "You think I’m some kinda stoner cat, or something? Like those Richardson cats?" (Ok, this is before we met you.) But she’s perfectly happy to lick any photographs we leave lying around.
So… You’re saying that your cat is addicted to developing fluids? I don’t know which one’s stranger.
Catnip spray. They might figure out how to depress the spray thingy, but they can’t twist the cap off.
How about you clean your kitchen, pikey!
As much as I found your stoned cat very funny, you should consider buying some cleaning products and clean your manky kitchen you bunch of chavs.
And now comes the time in the show where I explain the difference between ‘still images’ and ‘live video’ to Spike & Doris.
Not every picture on the internet is generated by a webcam. Some of them were taken long before you see them … like the pictures of my stoned cats from September.
My kitchen floor was cleaned shortly after the catnip encounter, thanks to the central vac I installed in my new house. Dishes, laundry, floors, toilets, counters and other household items are cleaned on a regular basis.
The cats, still ignorant of running water, continue to lick themselves clean. We’re working on that.
We now return you to your uninformed commenting by people of random nationalities.