Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
I’m home today waiting for the phone company to hook up the line for my new house. Of course, “between then hours of eight and noon” seems to mean “not before eleven” in the BellSouth Employee Glossary. The cleaning crew is here, sucking up dust and wiping down walls. I’ll post pictures of the tub backsplash just as soon as they get out of the way.
Oh yeah, almost forgot … I got bit by a spider! I woke up with a small purple spot under my right armpit. The local doctor saw me about 9:00am, confirmed it was actually a spider bite, and started an antibiotic treatment while we wait for the culture to come back.
Nurse (looking at technical manual): Do we want to perform an aerobic culture?
Doctor: No, just a standard culture.
Me: How should I know if my bacteria work out?
Suzan and I ordered couches this weekend, and bought a refurbished 25 cubic foot freezer at the Sears Outlet (that’s a lot of popsicles). We’re off to buy the bedroom furniture (ouch) after lunch … assuming the phone guy actually shows up before noon.
