Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
It’s Fuzrat’s first Christmas … although I didn’t expect this “temporary” resident to be home for the holidays. Of course, the kitten had to help decorate the tree. I took pictures (see below). Please observe the cuteness that Fuzrat, and remember that Fuzrat can be yours if the price it right.
Fuzrat fights over the right to explore the ornaments
Cat standoff over the tree
Walking amongst the fake pine needles
Exploring from upon high
Suzan saves the cat from herself
Watching mom fix the tree
I must swipe it, because it moved!
Fuzrat doesn’t understand what’s wrong with being in the tree
The finished product
I don’t have pictures of the kitten knocking the tree over, or audio of my profane response … but the cat has learned that every action (cat jumping into the top half of the tree) has an equal and opposite reaction (off-balanced tree tips over and lands on cat).
Could be worse. Ours think artificial tree == tasty.
Five minutes later, they realize they were in error, and return the purloined gifts in a slightly different form to the floor.
It’s pretty gross. Ho, ho, bleh.
You need to use the closeup of fuzrat in the tree for a christmas card.. that is hella cute.