Man Fondles Cow, Film at Eleven

Today’s news from Computex … the press can do evil, evil things. Mike, our Asia sales manager, got his picture on the cover of eTaiwanNews. As you may notice, it may be taken a bit out of context.

We were looking at Intel’s case modding display yesterday. The Cowputer is pretty cool, including the CD-ROM that ejects from the cow’s backside. Mike was reaching for the Cowputer’s udder, where the power switch is supposed to be. A few people took pictures, but nobody thought anything of it.

We discovered Mike on the front page of eTaiwanNews this evening at an Intel party. Mike bought several copies at the 7-11. The clerk didn’t even notice he was selling a paper to the man on the front cover. I’m afraid of what Chick-fil-a will think …

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