Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
I used fourteen ice cubes last night … nine for the ice pack, five for the vodka & tonic.
I managed to jam my toe on somebody else’s knee in Sajido class last nght. It hurts. Fortunately the majic of ibuprofen and my “fourteen ice cube” thearapy technique help ease the pain.
I still look goofy when I walk, but that will pass in a few days. I’ll have to wing it at work, since I don’t think my employer will endorse keeping my shoes off at my desk so I can ice my toe … or bringing the bottle of Blue Ice Potato Vodka for an afternoon drink.
Vodka good. What need tonic for?
And may I also add… OUCH!
Yah. Ouchie.
Pity you can’t get those metal canes. Not only would they help you walk, they’re great for beating up on co-workers. Not to mention that you could brandish them at a recalcitrant goat or two.
Wouldn’t brandish them at Suzan, though. She knows where you sleep.
or even better, a metal cane with a poison tipped sword inside! like the guy from Doc Savage! why? i dunno. but its cool!
also, as several of the Premiers can attest up in Canada – drinking on the job is usually acceptable… Just dont get caught driving drunk (no mention of the fact that he was at dinner with two radio people and "another woman" ie – not his wife…).
Also a good idea to not get rowdy, take the tax-payer funded Limo and driver down to the local hostel and start handing out $20 bills and advice like "get a job ya bum".
The latest koosh premier "working meeting" was in BC wine country, hosted at Mission Hill (a converted mission and a FABULOUS winery), by our drunk driving premier. When asked by the press, Ralphy boy commented "well, I’m not supposed to drink it, but at least I can enjoy the smell!"
God I love Canadian politics.
Hope the toe gets better!