Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
Just because soccer isn’t popular in America doesn’t mean we don’t understand rioting after a game.
Those silly Raiders’ fans decided to loot and burn after Oakland lost the big game. Just because you’re dressed up like a pirate doesn’t mean you’re allowed to plunder.
Good thing they didn’t win the game … there would be nothing left of Oakland.
Ahh, it’s football. Nothing worth rioting over.
Now hockey … that’s worth a riot.