Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
David Spade sighting number 57 will be forever remembered using the following two words … hispanic midget.
I was returning a pack of PDA stylus (what is the plural of stylus? styli?) at CompUSA at lunch. I had picked them up while shopping for a PDA case, but they weren’t the right size (they don’t fit in the little hole in the back of the Sony CLIE, despite being made by Sony).
The vertically challenged Latino was working at the return counter. His co-worker didn’t know who David Spade was.
Hispanic Midget (HM): “Hey dude, doesn’t he look like David Spade?”
CompUSA Co-worker (CCW): “Who’s that?”
HM: “Did you see that movie {{link http://www.spe.sony.com/movies/joedirt/ Joe Dirt}}?”
CCW: “No.”
Me (to CCW): “Don’t worry, a lot of people didn’t see that film. From what I heard, that’s probably a good thing.”
HM: “Hey man, {{link http://www.spe.sony.com/movies/joedirt/ Joe Dirt}} was a dope ass film!”
Why me?
Could be worse. People either think I’m John Popper or John Kruk.
Brian, you just found the one person who actually liked that movie. This is noteworthy!
Geof: Especially with pictures like this one floating around on the internet.
Oh fine, Mr. "I’m going to strip links to URLs out of comments." This picture then:
http://www.domesticat.net/images/2001/birthdaybash/19/geof-harmonica.jpg