Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
I looked at July’s weblogs, and came up with some disappointing numbers. I’m not disappointed about the low hits … I know my life isn’t the stuff of great interest. I’m getting the impression I’m not hitting my target demographic.
Let’s take the top ten search terms …
lynnard skynnard
david spade
yoda backgrounds
champagne chicken
geek toys
il mare korea
random life
siliconchef
snake market
world’s best bathrooms
And on top of that, video fu has lower viewership. And most of those viewers are downloading the pigeon porn (and probably a bit confused by the resulting download).
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Remind me to smite you later …
I so want in on the smiting!
Not to mention more video.
Screw having large quantities of viewers…you want just a few quality viewers.
Like, uh, us. Yeah, we’re quality. Really….
Yeah, just keep chanting that, Amy, and maybe it will come true!
That’s a smite for you …
[starlady's head turns into an Irish potato]
… and a smite for you …
[Amy's website gets re-registered as sexydiary.com]
Okay, that’s enough smiting for now. I do promise more video, since everybody seems to have too much time on their hands (and bandwidth). I think I’ll upload the "Baltimore limo" video next.
I’m sure Andy & Heather are eager to see that one.