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For the cool impaired … the FoxNews hip-hop translaton guide. Now affluent businessmen everywhere know how to converse with the younger generation.

“I be hating the stock market since Enron ran game on my 401K. Now I ain’t got no cheddar fo’ sheezy! Had to sell my drop and take the bus to work … you can’t look bling-bling on the bus!”