Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
For the cool impaired … the FoxNews hip-hop translaton guide. Now affluent businessmen everywhere know how to converse with the younger generation.
“I be hating the stock market since Enron ran game on my 401K. Now I ain’t got no cheddar fo’ sheezy! Had to sell my drop and take the bus to work … you can’t look bling-bling on the bus!”
Yo yo yo dis shit got me all up in yo grill and shit fo shizzle bizzle. Im sittin on dub deuces im stunna a brand new cula fo humma. im da numma one stunna fo sho dawg im a pimpizle fo shizzle
and im out biiaach!