Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
From the monthly archives: July 2002
It happened on Annistown Road, about 11:40PM on Sunday. I was shifting into fourth, and the CD player was going from Track 4 to Track 5 of Josh Joplin Group’s Useful Music. The windows were rolled down. I was heading home.
I looked at July’s weblogs, and came up with some disappointing numbers. I’m not disappointed about the low hits … I know my life isn’t the stuff of great interest. I’m getting the impression I’m not hitting my target demographic.
So I’m in vacation in Baltimore on July 4th with Suzan (wife), Andy, Heather and Jenn when we meet this guy. He juggles a chainsaw, he plays with fire, he tells bad jokes.
4 minutes and 51 seconds with Sean in Baltimore (DiVX, 33.7 MB)
It’s moments like this I’m glad [...]
For the cool impaired … the FoxNews hip-hop translaton guide. Now affluent businessmen everywhere know how to converse with the younger generation.
“I be hating the stock market since Enron ran game on my 401K. Now I ain’t got no cheddar fo’ sheezy! Had to sell my drop and take the bus to work [...]
Okay, I saw Reign of Fire Thursday night. It was entertaining, but not a perfect movie. It’s actually okay to see a not-so-good movie every once in a while. It’s even better to talk about said movie’s plot holes at dinner afterwards.
Well, I decided to turn on commenting today. [sigh]
This has a number of outcomes …
(1) Glowing praise from my vast and well hidden internet audience (yeah, right)
(2) Spiteful teenagers posting l33t pr0n links on my website (high degree of possibility)
(3) Getting no comments on articles will confirm [...]
