Siliconchef by Brian Richardson
Everything’s ready. Suzan and I have packed (me for ten days, Suzan for fifteen). We have arranged for animal care (Suzan did that). We’ve taken out the trash (well, I did that). We’ve trained the squirrels how to use night-vision goggles and medium arms fire to protect the homestead while we’re away.
My wife and I are taking a real vacation. First to Radford for the Karate College seminar, then to our nation’s capital for a bit of history and souvenier spending.
All this means more miles on the Neon and a few more burnt dinosaurs. Three cheers for dead dinosaur deposits!
